if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.
more like the human crotch and captain ass-merica
alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
Something about bedrooms with little hidden away nooks or split levels just really gets me
i would have no problems owning any
or all of these spaces
This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.
Thought Catalog, I Want To Run Away With You
And in case I don’t wake up tomorrow, I love you so much
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane